IF LADIES WERE BANKS (WHICH BANK ARE U?)

The tall, slim ones are called -- SKYE BANK.

The robust and spacious ones -- OCEANIC BANK.

The ones that move from one relationship to another --INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The silent but dangerous ones are -- FIRST INLAND BANK.

Those who are not cute yet they love being heard are -- BANK PHB.

Those who stick to one man are -- FIDELITY BANK.

Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection are -- UBA.

Those that go to any extent to make you sad are -- ZENITH BANK.

Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue are -- UNION BANK.

The brief and summarized ones are -- MICRO FINANCE.

The huge ones that stand 'Gidigba' for ground are -- FIRSTBANK.

The beautiful, reserved and homely ones are -- DIAMOND BANK.

The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke are GT BANK.

~ So Ladies, which bank are you?

~ Guys, which bank do you think your lady belongs to?


Report any suspicious persons and object to the law enforcement agencies, as that will save lives.